Description: A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket. "I've lost my girlfriend," he tells her. "Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?" "Sure, but I don't understand how th...
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Description: A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?" The man replies, "I'm sorry honey. I ran out...
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Description: Once a couple had one of their usual quarrels as a consequence of which all conversation between them stopped. Unfortunately the husband was to attend his office very early the next morning. So...
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Description: A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yell...
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Description: A drunk staggers walks into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they've run out, goes back to question the chef. "Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?" Gus replie...
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Description: This girl is feeling a bit down in the dumps and decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz. She manages to get a table that very night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extra...
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Description: 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate whi...
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Description: A guy and a girl want to have sex. So they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl stops and says, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed and I do not want her...
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Description: A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong, so he calls the waiter over. "Can you please taste the soup?" "What's wrong with the...
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Description: Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: YOUR CLOTHES: a. ...
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Description: A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He says, "No! This is her husband!"
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Description: For weeks, a 6-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the ...
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Description: Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, You're the father of tw...
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Description: A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today." The mother, more than a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesti...
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Description: A couple are attending Lamaze class. The instructor tells the husband, "Try to imagine that you are the one carrying the baby. How would you pick up that pen that's on the floor?" The husband th...
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Description: This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wonderin...
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Description: Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical h...
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Description: One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''...
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Description: There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving th...
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